you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just want to make out with him forever
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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