I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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