is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Randomize
