sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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