Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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