Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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