butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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