drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!