I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I have fence marks all over my body
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then