He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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