Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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