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their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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