And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i only shaved half my leg
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.