well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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