have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob