but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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