this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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