we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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