Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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