i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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