It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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