Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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