So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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