FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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