Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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