what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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