Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Life is so much better after having sex.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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