So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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