Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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