No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
MIDGETS
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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