Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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