She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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