He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
vagina is talking i cant
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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