I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
