Your tits are I can't wait for
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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