She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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