Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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