i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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