next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
