i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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