So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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