Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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