my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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