but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think people are normalizing furries
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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