you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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