Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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