well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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