Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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