with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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