dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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