I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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