Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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