I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
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i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
third nipple confirmed
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I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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