oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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