Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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