Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
At least life still wants to fuck me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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