tell your sister to shave her snatch
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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