So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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