Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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